Dylan January 12, 2009 | 07:00 pm

I can’t believe I took two years off of school so that I could learn to appreciate it, and now I’m back and I still hate it.

Peaches January 12, 2009 | 09:00 am

I can’t believe I only get twenty hours at work while the new person we JUST hired is getting almost full time.

Jared January 9, 2009 | 07:00 pm

I can’t believe I still have not stopped smoking pot even though I know it keeps food out of my daughter’s mouth.

Matt January 9, 2009 | 09:00 am

I can’t believe I dropped acid at 3 am when I should have been writing my essay.

Amanda January 8, 2009 | 07:00 pm

I can’t believe I haven’t turned on the heat yet when it’s 40 degrees in my apartment.

Vincent January 8, 2009 | 09:00 am

I can’t believe I s–t my pants on a cruise.

Liza January 7, 2009 | 07:00 pm

I can’t believe I can still feel his disgusting fingerprints on my skin, nearly a decade later.

Brenda January 7, 2009 | 09:00 am

I can’t believe I have a daughter who took her top off in a bar just to win $700.

Cheryl January 6, 2009 | 07:00 pm

I can’t believe I stay with him when he makes me so angry that i’ve murdered the stuffed animals that he’s given me.

Marie January 6, 2009 | 09:00 am

I can’t believe I masturbated in the restroom at work the other day.